阿拉伯人與猶太人

hoho

An Arab is going to have open-heart surgery. The doctor is preparing the blood transfusion
 有位阿拉伯人要做心臟移植手術,循往例醫師要驗 血,以防萬一。
Because the gentleman had a rare type of blood, it couldn't be found locally. So the call went out to a number of countries. Finally, a Jew was located who had the same blood type and who was willing to donate his blood to the Arab
.
但這阿拉老兄屬於稀有血型,很難在當地找到相同 血型的人,因此只有向國外求援。 終於他們找到了個猶太人願意捐血給阿拉大兄。

After the surgery, the Arab sent the Jew a thank-you card for giving his blood along with an expensive diamond and a new Rolls Royce car as a token of his appreciation.

手術非常成功,阿拉大兄以一封謝卡外加一顆漂亮 的鑽石,還有一輛勞斯萊斯的名車致謝。

Unfortunately, the Arab had to go through a corrective surgery once again.. His doctors called the Jew who was more than happy to donate his blood again, believing he will receive more gifts from the Arab again
.
不巧的是:阿拉大兄還得再做一次矯正手術。當 然,那位猶太人欣然的接受了再次邀約。
After the second surgery, the Arab sent the Jew a Thank You card and a box of Almond Roca sweets.


第二次手術也很成功,阿拉大兄照樣地回函致謝, 但只付了一盒名牌甜點。

The Jew was shocked to see that the Arab this time did not acknowledge the Jew's kind gesture in the same way as he had done the first time.

猶太人覺得奇怪,為何阿拉大兄沒有像上次一樣那 麼慷慨大方了?

So he phoned the Arab and asked him why he had expressed his appreciation in not a very generous manner.

於是打了個電話給對方,想知道事情的真相。
The Arab replied: "Ya Habibi !!, (Dear Friend) you have to remember, I have Jewish blood in my body now"

結果阿拉大兄回答說:「兄弟!你忘了,這會兒我 身子裡流的是猶太人的血啊!」

本文內容僅供參考,無任何買賣建議,投資人應謹慎評估,風險自負。

精選文章

更多
台積電盤中重挫9%以上是買點嗎?統計台股近十年四次後續怎麼走
台股盤中崩跌3737點史上最大!費半暴跌12%AI大逃殺,國安護盤決定下周命運!
AI 集體雪崩,《大賣空》又贏?別急著摸頭買反一,拆解散戶看空 3 大迷思與對策
封測京元電、欣銓重挫,設備萬潤遭殃,聯電、國巨、環球晶成重災區,下周盤勢重點
政策急轉彎,電子紙元太、太陽能碩禾受惠!ESG概念股重回市場焦點
前三季賺贏去年,台達電照樣腰斬跌回阿達電,AI 股打回電子製造業原形?