Two Ladies Talking in Heaven
1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.
2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?
1st woman: I froze to death.
2nd woman: How horrible!
1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. How about you?
2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.
1st woman: So, what happened?
2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere, and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.
1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer ─ we'd both still be alive.
兩個女人在黃泉路上聊天
女一：嗨，我是汪達。
女二：嗨，我是施爾維雅，妳怎麼死的呢？
女一：我凍死的。
女二：好可怕。
女一：也沒這樣糟！在冷的發抖之後我感到溫暖與沉睡，最後就平靜的死了，妳呢？
女二：我是因為心臟病死的，我懷疑我先生欺騙，所以我提早回家，但看到他自己在看電視。
女一：喔，那發生什麼事呢？
女二：我很確信一定有個女人在那裡，我就跑遍整個屋子去找，我跑上頂樓找又下到地下室，然後到每一個櫥櫃並查每一個床下， 我一直找遍每一個地方，最後我累跨了，並引發心臟病死了。
女一：太可惜了，妳沒有看一下冰箱，否則我們都還活著！
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